Bible in hand, along the devil’s boulevard
I make my stand. Shoulders back, jaw set,
cross around my neck, I grin as Satan’s
sinners sweep past, daring the carnival of
tainted souls to tempt me into evil with
their heretical talk about family planning
and the use of birth control, with their
blasphemies about global warming, the need
for higher learning, which could only lead
to socialism, about equal rights and racial
mixing, same sex marriage and other
abominations, like gay acceptance and
higher taxes on the job creators, the unholy
continuation of the EPA, FDA, Medicare,
Medicaid, and the ungodly end of our
just wars and crusading nation building.
“Bring it on.” I dare them.
This poem has been approved by Rick Santorum.
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